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  • I’m so dumb I can’t even find how to edit this relationship status.
  • I really don’t care about finding anyone.

SINGLE

  • I’m considering every opportunity I have. Long term, Short term, Whatever works.

IN A RELATIONSHIP

  • This status is put by people who are ok with their current relationship or by people that are not in any relationship what so ever but want to avoid any contact with the opposite sex.

ENGAGED

  • They either really are engaged or fall in the first category of the “In a Relationship” people

MARRIED

  • He/She might be really married
  • The kind of status put by teenagers who find themselves in a relationship and have the feeling that it is going to last forever until death shall set them apart. Right. If your gf is putting this relationship status without the two of you really being married, there’s only one thing you can do: run or suffer the consequences.

IT’S COMPLICATED

  • This literally means “If I find you interesting enough, I might tell you about it some day. Meanwhile, let’s get to know each other better”

IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

  • I don’t know who invented this term. A relationship can’t be opened or closed whenever you feel like that. An open relationship means “I’m going to dump this lame person as soon as I get the proper chance to do it.”

WIDOWED

  • Probably the only relationship status that actually means something. However, I did hear some rumors about emo girls or goth chicks that choose this one just to look cool.
This article is a joke and should be treated such.


18 Comments to The real meaning of Facebook’s relationship status

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  1. robotzik's Gravatar robotzik
    September 27, 2009 at 2:03 am | Permalink

    i think they have to find one that has all the above attributes, it will be a blast.

    if not… i’ll go for the married one… i like the comment, and i find it the most useful . you can get rid of your significant other.


  2. Ela's Gravatar Ela
    September 27, 2009 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    bull’s eye!


  3. aleks's Gravatar aleks
    September 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    so what is your facebook relationship status?:))


  4. September 28, 2009 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    4sho haha :D


  5. Vi's Gravatar Vi
    October 18, 2009 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    I have some other ideas about:

    BLANK:
    1 – I’m a homosexual and have a parter but my mum and work collogues don’t know about it.
    2 – I have a girl/boyfriend but I’m afraid to loose my right to flirt with everyone else, it’s better to keep it as a mystery…

    IT’S COMPLICATED:
    Basicly it’s for sure we will break up cause we do nothing that fight and we hadn’t had sex for more than two weeks but we still haven’t said the words.


  6. January 1, 2010 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    in a relationship …..


  7. Reg's Gravatar Reg
    January 26, 2010 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    I’m involved in a complicated relationship, although I’ve been going out with this girl for a week. I have faith in this relationship and I don’t wan to give up on her or myself. There is a lack of communication, but something else is missing, any solutions?

    ~Reg


  8. Priscilla Contreras's Gravatar Priscilla Contreras
    March 5, 2011 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    what does in a civil union mean?


  9. April 13, 2011 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    I wish they had “butt-pal” :(


  10. Abu's Gravatar Abu
    August 30, 2011 at 10:47 pm | Permalink

    Excellent.. Brilliantly described!

    by the way my relationship status is “Single” on facebook


  11. September 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm | Permalink

    it wonderful i’ve got relationship with ma girlfriend easily through your information!
    Thanks :)

    here’s ma Facebook address:
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001479261930&sk=info
    check out ma relationship:)


  12. Abi Kam's Gravatar Abi Kam
    September 24, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Lmao .. !!
    Thanks to u !!
    now i can put a proper R.Status :P


  13. anisha's Gravatar anisha
    December 8, 2011 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    Now i can understand all kind of relationship ………. thanks……………..http://victorelu.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif


  14. Gaaya's Gravatar Gaaya
    January 17, 2012 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    What does waiting for a miracle mean?


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