• I’m so dumb I can’t even find how to edit this relationship status.
• I really don’t care about finding anyone.

SINGLE

• I’m considering every opportunity I have. Long term, Short term, Whatever works.

IN A RELATIONSHIP

• This status is put by people who are ok with their current relationship or by people that are not in any relationship what so ever but want to avoid any contact with the opposite sex.

ENGAGED

• They either really are engaged or fall in the first category of the “In a Relationship” people

MARRIED

• He/She might be really married
• The kind of status put by teenagers who find themselves in a relationship and have the feeling that it is going to last forever until death shall set them apart. Right. If your gf is putting this relationship status without the two of you really being married, there’s only one thing you can do: run or suffer the consequences.

IT’S COMPLICATED

• This literally means “If I find you interesting enough, I might tell you about it some day. Meanwhile, let’s get to know each other better”

IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

• I don’t know who invented this term. A relationship can’t be opened or closed whenever you feel like that. An open relationship means “I’m going to dump this lame person as soon as I get the proper chance to do it.”

WIDOWED

• Probably the only relationship status that actually means something. However, I did hear some rumors about emo girls or goth chicks that choose this one just to look cool.

This article is a joke and should be treated such.